Me and my family

The Master

That's me, then. As you've probably guessed by now, my name's Dave and this is my website. I'm 25 years old with a qualification in pharmacology and therefore I work for AXA building websites.

I'm married with two kids. Both little boys - William and Henry.

The Wife

This is Julie. We were married in June 2002. I complained that she was fat, and she held up a stick with an ominous "+" sign on it, then she slapped me. The frequency of this has been coming disturbingly common.

Julie's actually from Wolverhampton, which is roughly 15 miles from Birmingham. Contrary to popular belief, you can apparently hear differences between the two accents (Brum vs. Wolverhampton). And be warned, if you ever meet her never ask if she's from Birmingham, because she's a mean right hook. Believe me, I know.

The Kids

William

Julie gave birth on 21 July 2004 to a baby boy - "William David", weighing 5lb 8oz. He was premature by about six weeks, so lived in Southmead's NICU unit for all of 7 days. Then he came home, and is now, well, weeks old. There's a section on this website for William, so be sure to check that out for up to date pictures and useless facts.

Henry

And then she had another boy on 11 April 2006 - "Henry David" (Henry being the next King of England after William the Conqueror), weighing 5lb 10oz. He was early too, but stayed in St Michael's Special Care unit for about two weeks.

The Dog

This space is vacant. A dog is much required. In the meantime, there's a picture of our last dog, who looks cute, but actually ended hanging off of my wife's arm for no apparent reason...

Mum, Dad and little Sis

I do actually have parents, and they're nice. I've also a little sister - she's in the police, so make your own judgements there, but bear in mind her husband's is over 6ft and over 15 stone. And yes, he can run.

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